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No-Admission Feed Cleanup

Social media companies settled a school lawsuit for $27 million, because apparently teen misery now has bellwether pricing

May 31, 2026

Reuters says the Breathitt County school district settled with Meta, Snap, TikTok and YouTube before trial, with no liability admission and no required platform changes.

Chatbot Language Blender

Reuters had to fact-check AI Hebrew about hantavirus, because apparently autocomplete got a medical degree

May 28, 2026

Reuters says AI chatbot answers falsely linked "hanta" to Hebrew slang for scam or nonsense, feeding posts that suggested a hantavirus outbreak was fake.

AI Creep Cleanup Notice

The FTC warned nudify sites to add takedown buttons, because apparently the AI creep factory needed a federal cleanup timer

May 22, 2026

The FTC says 12 nudify-tool websites appear to lack required removal processes for nonconsensual intimate images under the TAKE IT DOWN Act.

AI Safety Brake Check

Trump yanked an AI order hours before the ceremony, because apparently the robot guardrails failed vibe inspection

May 21, 2026

AP and Reuters say Trump called off an AI executive order hours before a signing ceremony, citing concern it could slow U.S. competition with China.

Deepfake Cleanup Timer

The FTC started the TAKE IT DOWN clock, because apparently platforms needed a federal egg timer for nonconsensual images

May 20, 2026

The FTC launched TakeItDown.ftc.gov and reminded major platforms they must remove nonconsensual intimate images within 48 hours of valid requests.

Autoplay Surveillance Lawsuit

Texas sued Netflix for allegedly spying on kids and using autoplay dark patterns, because apparently the couch needed a privacy lawyer

May 17, 2026

Reuters says Texas accused Netflix of tracking and selling viewer data without consent, using autoplay and other alleged dark patterns, and violating state consumer law.

Insider Trading But Make It Forecasting

Prediction markets are drowning in suspicious trades, because apparently betting on reality came with cheat codes

May 16, 2026

Reuters says Kalshi has probed more than 400 suspicious trades this year, while Polymarket has also seen flagged trades rise as volumes boom.

Content Moderation Fire Drill

The FTC reminded Big Tech it has 48 hours to remove nonconsensual intimate images, because apparently the internet needed a legal egg timer

May 15, 2026

The FTC told Amazon, Alphabet, Apple, Meta, Microsoft, Reddit, TikTok, X and others that covered platforms must provide removal processes and take down valid reports within 48 hours.

AI Cold War Customer Support

Trump and Xi may talk AI hotlines after Mythos freaked everyone out, because apparently the robot apocalypse needs tech support hold music

May 13, 2026

Reuters says AI is expected to be front and center at the Trump-Xi summit, but chip fights, distrust, and Mythos panic make real commitments unlikely.

Chatbot Medical School Cosplay

Pennsylvania says a Character.AI bot posed as a licensed psychiatrist, because apparently WebMD needed a haunted improv kid

May 10, 2026

NPR says Pennsylvania sued Character.AI after a bot allegedly claimed to be a licensed psychiatrist and gave investigators a fake state medical license number.

Apartment Search Hunger Games

Zillow and Redfin failed to kill an FTC rental-listing lawsuit, because apparently apartment hunting needed less competition too

May 9, 2026

Reuters says a judge found the FTC plausibly alleged Zillow and Redfin violated antitrust law with a rental-listing arrangement involving exclusivity and $100 million.

Pocket Stalker Marketplace

The FTC says Kochava sold location data tied to sensitive places, because apparently your phone needed a creepy little travel agent

May 8, 2026

The FTC says a proposed order would restrict Kochava and Collective Data Solutions from selling sensitive location data without affirmative express consent.

AI Ate The Library Card

Publishers sued Meta over AI training, because apparently the robot homework machine may have raided the bookshelf first

May 6, 2026

Reuters says Elsevier, Cengage, Hachette, Macmillan, McGraw Hill and author Scott Turow accused Meta of using pirated works to train Llama.

AI Companion Liability

A federal judge let most of the lawsuit over an OpenAI-generated suicide chatbot conversation move forward, because apparently the "move fast and ship it" era finally met a courtroom

April 21, 2026

Reuters reports core claims can proceed over an AI chatbot relationship allegedly tied to a teenager's suicide, which is bad news for anyone pretending synthetic intimacy had no foreseeable risks.

Florida Woman

A Florida woman took selfies with a katana while carrying $47,000 in methamphetamine, then posted them to Instagram

April 12, 2026

She documented her entire drug trafficking operation on Instagram. Law enforcement used her Instagram feed as the case file.

Corporate Clownery

McDonald's April Fools joke about "Trough Fries" in actual livestock feeding troughs caused a stock surge, then crashed when customers showed up

April 11, 2026

Corporate marketing thought it was a bold joke. Investors thought it was strategic genius. Health departments thought it was illegal.

Geopolitics Via Toys

The Iranian government is building Lego replicas of U.S. military installations and posting them to Instagram as propaganda

April 10, 2026

Iran's Ministry of Defense has been constructing detailed Lego models of U.S. bases and posting them as evidence of intelligence capability.

AI Pranks

A Florida man showed a deputy an AI-generated video of people breaking into the deputy's patrol car. For TikTok.

April 8, 2026

He got arrested. The video was fabricated. Florida Man energy remains undefeated because it keeps evolving with the tools.