Kid Logic
April 3, 2026
A kid in the cereal aisle just said it, full volume, no context. Kids don't understand that some observations are supposed to stay in your head.
Father's Day
April 2, 2026
The bar is not dead. That's it. That's the whole standard. Not kind, not playful. Just continues to exist in the living state.
Food Science
April 1, 2026
Completely wrong. Weirdly philosophical. More memorable than the actual answer about brining and fermentation.
Parenting Failures
March 31, 2026
A very fair point. "Did you eat the whole box of cookies?" Yes. Obviously. Why are we doing this theater?
