Spin, Hype, and Professional Bullshit

For cable-news drama, clickbait panic, bad-faith framing, fake experts, and the polished nonsense machine that keeps trying to pass itself off as serious information.

Recent Stories

Clickbait Headlines

CNN ran a headline "Is Your Kitchen Making You Fat?" and the story was just "um, maybe eat less"

April 6, 2026

Not new research. Just "bigger plate = eat more food" dressed up with a giant scary headline and three segments of talking heads debating kitchen layout.

Panic Marketing

Fox News ran "Is coffee bad for you?" as a breaking alert, then the article said "coffee is fine, drink it"

April 5, 2026

The headline was designed to panic. The article said coffee is good. The push alert went out. The clarification never got the same reach.

Journalistic Malpractice

"Some say" is the journalistic equivalent of throwing a match and leaving the room

April 4, 2026

When you see "some are saying," the outlet does not want to own the claim. They just want the juice. Gossip laundered into news.